Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Top Ten Books I Hated, Loathed, and Otherwise Abhorred



I'm stepping on toes this week.
Please forgive me if I step on yours.
No harm intended.

Here goes...


 
Is this the worst book I've ever read?
Yes, I believe it is. As I was reading I kept thinking,
Someone published...more




                                          

I hit a low point in my reading life when I read this book.
I cannot believe that I not only started,
but actually...more




                                           

The best thing about this book is the
title. Middle-aged woman is abandoned
by her husband ...more



Let me see if I can explain the tedious plot
of this book without becoming horribly tedious myself.
DeLillo describes every
detail of the breakfast...more


Awful...I absolutely hated this book. I finished it, feeling horrible inside,
 feeling like I'd read something profane. However, my friend, K---, loved it,
especially what she called "its spiritual overtones"! Go figure! ...more



This is one of those books that many, many people
 name as the best book ever written.
Not me. I hated this book. Loathed it. Wanted to set it on fire...more




Do I really have to tell you why I hated this book?
It is obvious, I think, to anyone who is more than a casual reader
that this book is profoundly awful...more


I've really done it now. I'll never be Librarian of the Year
if I hate the Bible of librarians, now will I?  ...more




I could go on and on...
those sickly sweet children's picture books with cute animal characters...
boy-meets-girl-and-they-hate-each-other-at-first-but-suddenly-
realize-it's-not-hate-but-love-they-feel...
textbooks of every sort...
literary novels full of beautiful and clever phrases and nothing else, 
written by 23-year-olds who haven't even had their first child...
self-help books aimed at the miserable who are so desperate
 for relief that they will pay yet another $25 for yet another book
that tells you to get out there and make friends...

Whew. I'm ranting a bit, I think, but I'm stopping now.
Tell me, what books do you hate?




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19 comments:

  1. I'm glad to see someone else didn't like Prayer for Owen Meany. I actually couldn't get past the first ten pages or so. It all just seemed so . . . goofy. And not in a fun way. A lot of people like him, though. Go figure. And that DeLilo book? I almost, almost bought that one. Phew! Now I'm glad I didn't ;)

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  2. I loved Owen Meany! The Bridges of Madison County... oy.

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  3. Apart com Owen Meany, which although I would define as the greatest book ever is my favourite by Irving. As for the rest not heard of so can't comment. My worst book ever should be plural as in the whole mills & boon, Barbara Cartland genre. Now for my own toe stepping - the works of Charles Dickens + that ultimate chicklit, probably one of the originators of that particular genre Jane austen.

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  4. The only one I've read is The Bridges of Madison County. I do have The Sparrow near the top of my TBR! In fact I nearly used it as a plane book for crossing the Pacific. I think I would pick Julian Barnes' England, England as the worse book I ever finished.

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  5. I hated Something Borrowed. Everyone I know raved about it, I ended up finishing it just to point out all the flaws. (And no, I haven't see the movie (WTF!!) and never will).

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  6. I felt the same way about The Sparrow, a selection in my book club a few years ago -- halfway through, I felt like someone had played a really mean trick on me. It was memorable, to be sure (in that unfortunate way that bad books too often are), but left me feeling slimy.

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  7. I love your take on this week's theme! I only listed a few titles that I really hate, but it would have been interesting to think of more.

    And I agree with so many of your "hates" in the list at the end there. I despise cute animals, especially if they talk, and those pretty-sounding literary novels where nothing happens remind me of the painful writing workshops I sat through in college.

    You've also got me curious about Owen Meany. I've had a hit or miss experience with John Irving, so I wonder where I'd land on that particularly book.

    Great post! Here's my list.

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  8. thanks for warning me away from bridges of madison county. i bought it for .25 cents but ive been a little wary of it!

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  9. Your list made me laugh, although I disagree with some. I'm a huge DeLillo fan, although I think his newer work is pretty slow and tedious. I still thought The Body Artist was beautiful. Cosmopolis? Not so much.

    Come visit me at The Scarlet Letter.

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  10. Ha-ha. Great books to avoid. I didn't hate Owen Meany but it wasn't love either. The Celestine Prophesy disturbed me for weeks, months. I shouldn't have read it.

    I always look forward to your lists, and this one with your humorous asides was worth the read. Thanks.


    Anne
    My Head is Full of Books

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  11. I've seen The Celestine Prophecy more than once hate list today! I'll have to stay away from that one. Eek!

    ~Asheley (Into the Hall of Books)

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  12. I think that they made us read The Celestine Prophecy in high school; can't remember a darn thing about it.

    The others? Can't blame you a bit, I wouldn't even have picked them up!

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  13. So now I don't feel bad about giving away The Body Artist unread! Thanks for your honesty about the books you hated.

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  14. Oh, dear. I loved A Prayer for Owen Meany and The Sparrow. Read both of them twice. Please don't tell me you hated Beach Music or Pope Joan, too. ;)

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  15. I love John Irving but I could not get into A Prayer for Owen Meany at all! And everyone else seems to love it so it's nice to know that there's someone else out there who doesn't.

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  16. very amusing list! I have hated books so much, that I don't even remember the names of them...it went out in the trash with the books that I have despised! Never read Bridges - but hated the movie! Thanks for the chuckle!

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  17. This post made me laugh and a little afraid at the same time, lol. Luckily, I have not read any of these, though Owen Meaney has been heartily recommended to me by more than a few people.

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  18. Ok, I'll admit it. I loved Bridges of Madison County. Of course I was young and romantic at the time. Not sure it would get the same reaction today. The movie was horrid! Ruined everything good about the book.

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  19. Kim and I (from workshop) have bonded over our hatred of Bridges, too!!

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