Let's see what super long book titles I can find.
The prize goes to nonfiction books. Apparently nonfiction authors can ramble.
A Beginner's Guide to Paradise: 9 Steps to Giving Up Everything So You Too Can: Move to a South Pacific Island, Wear a Loincloth, Read a Hundred Books, Diaper a Baby Monkey, Build a Bungalow, and Maybe, Just Maybe, Fall in Love
Don't Get Too Comfortable: The Indignities of Coach Class, The Torments of Low Thread Count, The Never-Ending Quest for Artisanal Olive Oil, and Other First World Problems
Why Do Men Have Nipples?: Hundreds of Questions You'd Only Ask a Doctor After Your Third Martini
A Working Stiff's Manifesto: A Memoir of Thirty Jobs I Quit, Nine That Fired Me, and Three I Can't Remember
Somewhere in America: Under the Radar With Chicken Warriors, Left-Wing Patriots, Angry Nudists, and Others
Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance: An Inquiry Into Values
We also see some authors of fiction who are not concise.
The Hundred-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out of the Window and Disappeared
Three Men in a Boat: To Say Nothing of the Dog
The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society
Hard-Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World
Especially old authors of fiction. Daniel Defoe was, apparently, one who loved long book titles.
Children's book authors seem to have forgotten how short that space is under TITLE on your book log.
Captain Underpants and the Invasion of the Incredibly Naughty Cafeteria Ladies from Outer Space and the Subsequent Assault of the Equally Evil Lunchroom Zombie Nerd
Hank the Cowdog: The Case of the One-Eyed Killer Stud Horse
My Mama Says There Aren't Any Zombies, Ghosts, Vampires, Creatures, Demons, Monsters, Fiends, Goblins, or Things
This might be the longest book title I found:
A Reviving Cordial for a Sin-Sick Despairing Soul, in the Time of Temptation, Being an Account of the Miraculous Preservation of the Author's Bodily Life from Many Imminent Dangers; and Of the Way in Which the Spirit of God Effected (sic) the Deliverance of His Soul from the State of Nature to the State of Grace to Which is Subjoined, the Only Refuge of a Troubled Soul in the Time of Tribulation and Affliction; or the Mystery of the Apple-Tree, Explained and Laid Open, in Two Discourses from Cant. ii. 3.
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